here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
i will never put my mouth anywhere near another human beings butthole
that’s what them human centipede victims said but you know life pretty unpredictable my nigga
remember when david hasslehoff was in the spongebob movie for no apparent reason
what do you mean no apparent reason, he’s why they made it home on time
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
Badass Level = +100,000,000
(The tweet is from a parody account)
if you’re not into twd that’s fine,
be prepared for my spamming of it on your dash.
you’ve been warned.
this gif describes what i do on a friday night a bit too well
there’s one too many people in it to describe my friday nights
remember when bush got a shoe thrown at him
yes i have it saved to my computer
i’m watching divorce court and i swear this couple is the same guy