ohddaughter:

realitybl0ws:

here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store

coochiejuice:

fuckault420:

i will never put my mouth anywhere near another human beings butthole

that’s what them human centipede victims said but you know life pretty unpredictable my nigga

im-awkward-help:

magicisntreal:

remember when david hasslehoff was in the spongebob movie for no apparent reason

what do you mean no apparent reason, he’s why they made it home on time

mstryder:

Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it

days-with-day:

ikilledalaska:

basically me

i’m the one on the ground 

anadergretly:

Badass Level = +100,000,000

(The tweet is from a parody account)

grrbuckingfitch:

if you’re not into twd that’s fine,

 

be prepared for my spamming of it on your dash.

you’ve been warned.

Niall’s face says it all ;)

type40firefly:

diamoands:

this gif describes what i do on a friday night a bit too well

there’s one too many people in it to describe my friday nights

timeywimeyhufflepuff:

calvinmcfly:

remember when bush got a shoe thrown at him

yes i have it saved to my computer

stolh:

i’m watching divorce court and i swear this couple is the same guy